I guess life's not that simple

Executives at Fox Entertainment have decided to cancel the television "reality" show The Simple Life after three cracktastic and trampulous seasons. Unbelievably, the earth continues to rotate and humanity survives. Paris and Nicole's friendship, sadly, did not. From CNN.com:

"But in April, Hilton issued a terse statement saying it was "no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it." The hotel heiress has given no reason for the split. She lobbied for Richie to be replaced by Rod Stewart's 26-year-old daughter, Kimberly, but Fox dismissed that option." (Article at CNN here).

The Simple Life
2003 - 2005 RIP