Today's New York Post

I love this about our society: there's always someone to blame. I read this garbage on the way to work (actually I read it while waiting for a subway train that took 20 minutes to turn up - another stellar performance by the MTA. Thanks!) and wanted to make sure no one missed this breaking news.

Because at the end of the day, we all want to live in sunny Greenwich, right? Ahhh, suburbia.