Sweet Jesus, Joan. Stop it.

Via Gawker and Cityrag, I just couldn't let this one go by. Gawker nailed it best when they remarked that it looks like Joanie had finally graduated from The Jocelyn Wildenstein School of Damn Girlfriend 'Sup With Your Face. Kudos to Gawker for another home run. Hilarious.

In the meantime, this really ups the ante for next year's awards season. I'm sure her skin will loosen a bit before then so it probably won't look so extremely unnatural, but at the rate that Joanie goes under the knife, you never know. As may or may not know I'm all about the red carpet pre-awards show. That's just how I roll, obvs. Now that E! has unloaded Star Jones Reynolds, Joanie's once again got the market cornered so we'll be forced to watch. I, for one, can't wait.

Take a bow Joanie (via Cityrag)