Developing! Ashton Kutcher still a Pussy!

When will this guy go away? OK: punk'd was cool for, like, a few minutes. His movie career, despite such timeless classics as Just Married, Guess Who, and A Lot Like Love, has never really generated any 1) good reviews, 2) buzz, or 3) box office receipts! Joker, Joker ... And a Triple!

Seriously, Kyle, I saw this article about a new sitcom he's pitching called "30 Year Old Grandpa" and had to share. Apparenlty it's loosely based on his own life! Zing! That kooky kid! When will he stop the hilarity?!?

My attorney is currently structuring a future ban on paying for any and all Kutcherian related content. Updates forthcoming.