Nicole Richie update: She's still a total idiot! Humanity gasps!

So sorry, but Nicole Richie has got to be the biggest idiot ever. This chick recently did an interview for Jane magazine (presumably because she's accomplished so much with Daddy's money). Here's a brief exerpt:

"Nicole Richie wouldn't say no if she went back in time and had a second chance to try heroin. Richie told Jane magazine that given a second chance, she "probably would" try heroin again because that's her personality."

Frankly, I wish she would. And while we're at it, Pedro's would like to send a massive smack upside the head to the editors of Jane magazine, a publication aimed at teenage girls, for delivering content that could be construed by a girl as saying "Yo, H isn't that bad. I did it - and look how I turned out! I'm loaded, starving, and on the cover of tabloids the world over! How best is that?" *Wink!* It's an excellent message to send them, no doubt. Congrats to Jane magazine! You suck.

And by the way, if you're hungry for that extra helping of total effing mind numbing stupidity, go to amazon and get Nicole's new book. Check out the cover, here. Good thing they didn't touch up that photo!! All that being said, however, it has to be disclosed here that certain members of Pedro's NYC editorial staff do give her credit for giving good gams.