And I thought Hasselhoff had it going on!!!

In fact, the newest biggest stud in town is obvs The Burger King... Or is it the King of Burgers? According to at least one website, homey rolls as simply the Burger King King, which, although clumsy, doesn nothing to take away this guy's undeniable mystique.

I'm sure many of you have seen the ads, you know the one where he runs in a ball for a touchdown (in what would appear to be Green Bay's Lambeau Field) and then jumps into the stands to the joy and excitement of the fans. If you look closely (or happen to see the ad a few dozen times) you'll even notice a fan bend down and plant a kiss on the King's very own crown. It's a touching moment, as a loyal and loving subject shows his obvious affection for his liege.

The thing is, I thought it stopped there - but alas! It does not. The King, it turns out, can not only run like a 4.2 40, but he gets recognition from the ladies too. Check it out here. And by the way, that is Brooke Burke in case you wondered (via Adrants). Look at him! He's not even breakin' a sweat! Hell, I'd be a drooling mess just standing in the same room with Brooke Burke. But the King? Well, I guess that's why he's the King. *Respect!*

But, as we've seen with young royals everywhere, sometimes the fame, the fortune, the money, well, it can all lead to excessive decadence. And it looks like the King is no exception (via Ideagrove).

Damn You Kate! Damn you straight to hell!!! Another idol comes crashing down! For shame, for shame....