This I've got to see

Via Goldenfiddle, simply the dumbest thing ever. David Copperfield, magician, moron, and mad man, discusses his newest trick. In his upcoming magic show he's going to impregnate a woman, on stage, without ever touching her. I guess the show will take 9 months?!? I mean, how's he gonna prove it? I don't get it! Does anyone have any ideas on this?

The Fiddler nails it, though, when he says that "He should talk to Tom Cruise." Brilliant. Effing brilliant. (Scroll down to the 10/19/05 post, first bullet point.)

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