Trashlee Simpson, Episode 2

Her Royal Trashleeness has released her sophomore album, "I am Me", and the reviews are simply genius. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. Sadly, it will still probably sell a coupla million copies, for which I will mourn for my great country and for a generation. *Sigh*

Here are some highlights from the Entertainment Weekly Article:

"But who is this "me," anyway? Little Ashlee was, of course, never the "bad-ass girl" she claimed to be on her debut, 2004's gangly "Autobiography," which proved definitively that ersatz punk was the new middle-of-the-road pop. "

Genius, no? But wait! There's more!

"'Hollywood sucks you in, but it won't spit me out," she semi-snarls in "Boyfriend," which finds Simpson rhyming "for sure" and "my tour," certainly two phrases of equal importance in her universe."