And I thought Bluto Blutarsky was good...

I just read an article about this dude named Johnny Lechner, and plain and simple, this guy is a genius. He's in his 12th year of college at the University of Wisconsin, Whitewater. That's right, his 12th year.

Now we here at PNYC HQ have never heard of UW - Whitewater, but frankly who the hell cares where it is? For the last 12 years I've been toiling away in New York, Evanston and Boston, and this dude's been grillin and chillin with, well, you know, college girls. He's probably forgotten more about a good kegger than I'll ever know. Spring break? Homeboy OWNS it. Seriously, people, I cannot be clear enough on this: Pedro's NYC hearts Johnny Lechner.

Check out some of the quotes off his website.

"I basically open the timetable of classes and try to find a few that I haven't taken yet. hopefully none of them are before noon."

"It's not all toga parties and keg stands, but don't get me wrong, those things are happening."

Bow down, people, and give credit where credit is due. This guy rules us all. Bzzzzz!!!!