Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
Summer 2006 Kickoff
- Right now I'm watching CNN and they're covering this story about the supposed shooting in the parking garage of the Rayburn House Office building in Washington DC. Most people don' t know that there are actually six Congressional office buildings that house all the members of Congress and their staffs. The House buildings are called Rayburn, Longworth and Cannon. The Senate buildings are called Hart, Dirksen and Russell. When I worked at the US Chamber of Commerce and then The White House I ran memos and stuff in and out of all six of these buildings. Pretty sweet eh?
- Looks like America's Royal Couple, Brit Brit and K-Fed, are done. We here at Pedro's NYC headquarters have already conducted a moment of silent prayer to reflect on this great loss to humanity. I really thought this relationship would stand the test of time - say what you want about the historical data on marriages between lead singers and their back up dancers - Brit Brit is not just any old lead singer. She is (was?!) America's Sweetheart. (from the Daily Mirror via Gawker)
- My beloved Yankees lose another player to injury. Man, this team is a-hurtin. Georgie Posada is crucial to the Yanks success so Pedro's NYC sends him best wishes for a speedy recovery. Enjoy the rest while you can Georgie! Hopefully you come back 100% and rested for the remainder of the campaign.
- I got an email from one of the most famous members of the Blogosphere*: Lizzie Spiers! Also, be sure to check out her newest blog: DealBreaker! It the great words of Jim Cramer, Boo Yah!
- The trailer for My Super Ex-Girlfriend was released this week. Part of the film was shot outside Pedro's NYC headquarters on East 54th Street. Very. Exciting. Stuff. (Brought to my attention by Spencer.)
- And finally, X-Men III is released this weekend and should be a smashing success. As a collector of comics for many years, I've lived through good and bad adaptations of some of my favorite comic books. The lowest point has clearly been the pathetic renditions of one of comic-doms best characters, The Punisher. I have 3 copies each of issues #1, 2 and 3, all of which would be worth substantially more if the movies hadn't sucked. But, bygones. What am I gonna do, right? Anyway, Hugh Jackman's Wolverine is absolutely perfect, and Patrick Stewart is excellent as Professor Xavier. I also have a couple of copies of the new Wolverine #1 which, at last check, were worth about $20 - pretty good ROI for the $1 I spent on them at the comic book shop in Georgetown in 1989. Or was it 1990? Anyway, I strongly urge you all to see it - but make sure you get there early to get a seat. It's gonna be packed everywhere.
That's all folks. The fund closed up 3bps today which, as my trader said, is better than being down. I'm off to meet Ralphie for a cocktail or twenty so I'm out like Ryan Fucking Seacrest. Have a great Memorial Day everyone! Back atcha next week.
*The term "Blogosphere" is used here but is being credited to Uncle Grambo at www.whatevs.org.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Blogging about Bloggers: Nightclub Bouncer edition
Anyway, from time to time I like to point out to you, loyal reader(s), other blogs that I drop in on from time to time. Today, I'd like to show you a blog written by a front door bouncer at an unidentified Manhattan mega-nightclub. His name is Rob and, despite what you may think from his writing about his job, he's actually livin' the dream: Rob the Blogger got himself a book deal - the dream of every blogger, living or dead (save yours truly. My dream is to have my stocks go up JUST ONE FUCKING TIME, but that's another story, obvs). Here's Rob's website: it's called Clubland, but the web address is http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com. Bookmark it. It's a great time killer.
Rob's website is about his experiences at a club I'd never go to. It's drugged out meatheads and the B&T hoze that love them. They're loaded with cash, jacked up on drugs, and generally menaces to society at large. They drive Escalades and Mercedes. They play loud club music thinking it'll get them laid. They went to high school. They think (using that term loosely, obvs) that getting in fights is perfectly acceptable behavior when out clubbing - and that, again, it might get them laid. And, of course, they shop at Jersey Meatheads-R-Us. I'm telling you all: you've gotta read this guy's stuff. At times it's disturbing, at times hilarious, but always well written from a unique point of view we've all encountered (that of bouncer) but never experienced (and 5 minutes at SpyBar front door with Elizabeth doesn't count). Anyway, I've always enjoyed Rob's writing and so now I pass it along to you.
One other thing that I got through one of his posts was a link to this New Zealand All Blacks ass-kicking, psych-out pre-game performance. How cool is that? No wonder the All Blacks are always in it. How could they not be after this?
Friday, May 12, 2006
We Love the Hobbitses, My Preciousssss!!
A bunch of Lord Of The Rings Geeks* have been sitting in a black box for, like, two years developing an online role playing game and it's finally ready for North American Beta Test. Sign up now for free! I would, of course, because I heart LOTR, as you all well know, My Preciousssss (dig the .wav!!).
Anyway, since yours truly has a new job that requires me to be in the office from 6:45am until about 6:30pm, neither blogging nor immersing myself in a dream world of magic would be well received by the girlfriend. And, as much as I love sleeping on the sofa, well, I think it best that someone else Beta test this bad boy and let me know how it goes.
So get crackin crackers!
Friday, May 05, 2006
Quote of the Day
Coxx told us [the NYDN]: "I don't want to comment on that. But I will say, I'm so sick of buying cheerleader outfits it's not even funny."
Classic.
Thanks to Rush & Malloy at the New York Daily News for this one.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Fishing Trip #2: The Blues are running!
Who are those guys?
At one point the sun was setting beautifully on one side, while on the other side ...
A full rainbow! Clearly a sign of good things to come. This is when the blues were jumping out of the water (usually on the end of Johnnie's line, btw) and we were having a ball. What a night. But things were going to get better because once the blues stopped biting we decided to go for a couple of last drifts up by Gracie Mansion. It was at this point that the weather finally arrived and down came the rains. To counter my poor luck and the salty dog weather, I decided that drastic measures had to be taken: I switched to white booze, lit a smokie and asked Cap'n Tony to turn on a little southern rock. Lo and behold, FISH ON BABY!!!
How'm I doin' now!! Boo Yah!
This only the half of it. I actually broke out my touchdown dance. There's nothing like landing the beast - and then releasing it back so that it can go make more fishies!!
Just a couple more satisfied customers. We followed this by mauling monster steaks at Smith & Wolly's Grill where we sat next to and, if memory serves, accosted none other than Yankee legend Mr. David Cone. Pedro's NYC hearts Coney. What a night!
Fishing Trip #1: Cold but a beautiful day
Ahhh, sunny mid-town.
Anyway, Peter struck first, and Lernsie and Ralph had some luck as well. Regard.
And Pa Bell said Charlie Don't Surf!!
Hey - it may not be much, but it sure beats what I caught!!
Nice one you Old Salty Dog!!
A twofer! Nice fish, boys!
And here's our fair City when we returned to the dock. Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, I failed to catch any fish that night. A let down, to be sure. I did however, catch one hell of a buzz. Started with the browzers, moved to the brown booze, and when that didn't work, I hit the white booze - and yet all that yielded nothing. Tough night for Pedro, but still a great way to spend the evening.
David Blaine: Magician, Illusionist, Total Fucking Tool
I saw this photo, right, of him reading a hand written message from a gentleman who, based solely on sartorial evidence, appears to be some kind of medical professional. I'm dying to know what it says. I've thought of all kinds of things, ranging from the obvious "You're on your own now dumbass" to the cynical "While you're in there I'll be with your girlfriend". [Any other ideas? Post in the comments section - Ed.] And that's another thing. How does he bag all these chicks, anyway? I mean, what's his pick up line? "Hey Baby. I rocked a glass box for 44 days. Wanna fuck?" How does that work? We hear at Pedro's make no claim to understand chicks - we simply tip toe around and hope for the best. But how does a woman arrive at the conculsion that parking in a glass box for 44 days makes a man appealing? Where's the logic in that? There isn't any! If there was then no one would be seen with this knucklehead unless very well paid. Rather, a better line would be something like, "Hey Baby. Look at the idiot in the glass box. I'm not stupid enough to do something that dumb. Wanna fuck?" But hey - we're from Mars so what do we know, right?
Anyway, I digress. These stunts have awarded Mr. Blaine a certain amount of fame. Google registered 10.9 million hits in 0.7 seconds for David Blaine whereas Google returned only 41 hits for PedrosNYC (albeit in a very fast 0.22 seconds so TAKE THAT! HA!). He was highlighted by Spencer Sloane (who's from Atlanta, people), over at Goldenfiddle.com, and of course I'm writing to add my two cents as well. There's been some local news coverage and the grand finale will be aired on national tv. NBC points out other Blaine tricks include
Blaine's previous feats included balancing on a 22-inch circular platform atop a 100-foot pole for 35 hours; being buried alive in a see-through coffin for a week; and surviving inside a massive block of ice for 61 hours, all of which were performed in New York. In 2003, he fasted for 44 days in a suspended acrylic box over the Thames River in London.Riveting stuff no doubt. Anyway, I just think this guy is a tool but I might have to stop by and see him in all his stupidity for myself. What can I tell you? I hate myself for it but what am I gonna do?