Oh. My. God.
**WARNING: If your coworkers are nearby you'd best either 1) wait til their gone, or 2) close your office door if you're lucky enough to have one because you will laugh out loud if you've got any cynicism in your sense of humor.**
Musings, rantings, ravings, observations and links
The eight-episode series, titled "#1 Single," will feature Loeb as she moves back to New York and starts dating again for the first time since college.
Sounds riveting! But does anyone actually care about Lisa Loeb? Her music is vapid, neo-sentimental chick drivel of absolutely zero consequence that got air time on MTV for, like, a few weeks back in the 90s until everyone came to their senses and changed the channel. And yet some TV exec over at the E! Entertainment Channel decided, in keeping with the E! Channel's Original Programming directive of "provid[ing] you with unparalleled entertainment", that following a 37 year old marginal at best songstress around Manhattan while she tries to get some action is "unparalleled entertainment". I find that to be mind boggling! Why doesn't she just get on JDate like every other normal person and be done with it? Seriously!
The only reality show this chick has any business being a part of is this one.
OBVS: Pas de Buzz.
(AP) NEW YORK Gisele Bundchen set the tone at Victoria's Secret fashion show Wednesday when she stepped onto the runway in a bejeweled "Sexy Splendor fantasy bra," teeny-tiny red Santa skirt with feather trim, above-the-knee red boots and a huge grin that said: This is going to be fun, this is going to be fantasy, this is going to be fabulous.And fabulous it was. Here's more, this time from the Reuters article:
They closed the show by lining up at the top of the runway, dancing and embracing one another.There they were, 10 feet away from me, hugging and dancing. I nearly had a seizure, I swear to God. What, didn't you see this? It starred her! Go rent it!
Boy, that sounds like quite the generation. Thanks, but I'll pass.But now, in the most surprising twist of the fall TV season, the 31-year-old beauty has discovered - to her own astonishment - what she is best at: being a superstar TV personality. Or, as she puts it, "Oprah with more cleavage."
"I want to be the voice of my generation," declares the feisty brunette.
BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -- Home Depot has been sued by a man who claims the chain's store in Louisville, Colo., ignored his cries for help after he became glued to a toilet seat as part of a prank. Bob Dougherty, 57, said he became stuck to the toilet seat last year after somebody smeared glue on it.I guess one could argue that this incident simply means that these particular Home Depot employees are a-holes. Or perhaps, given the cavalier attitude of the employees, this sort of thing happens at this Home Depot all the time.
A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio, but the lawsuit said the head clerk thought it was a hoax.One could also argue that anyone who takes a duker in a public commode deserves to have is butt glued to the seat if he doesn't wipe it down first. For us here at Pedro's the thinking is that you've got to wipe that bad boy down. If the loo here at PNYC HQ is any indication of non-residential loos everywhere, the savagery that occurs therein is unspeakable in civilized company. Next time, pass on that burrito at the food court unless you're going straight home and have a couple of hours to kill, know what I'm sayin'? We'd also suggest that HD sack all the a-holes who ignored this poor sod. I mean, from there, things only got worse, really worse. The final insult:
The lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat. The lawsuit said Dougherty passed out while being wheeled out of the store.Can you imagine the horror? If I ever got wheeled out of anyplace with my pants down and a toilet seat glued to my ass, I'd pass out too. I mean, seriously Kyle, that's just crazy. And speaking of crazy, I bet the sick pranksters who did this are still laughing their heads off today. Demented, but probably true.
"Nicole Richie wouldn't say no if she went back in time and had a second chance to try heroin. Richie told Jane magazine that given a second chance, she "probably would" try heroin again because that's her personality."Frankly, I wish she would. And while we're at it, Pedro's would like to send a massive smack upside the head to the editors of Jane magazine, a publication aimed at teenage girls, for delivering content that could be construed by a girl as saying "Yo, H isn't that bad. I did it - and look how I turned out! I'm loaded, starving, and on the cover of tabloids the world over! How best is that?" *Wink!* It's an excellent message to send them, no doubt. Congrats to Jane magazine! You suck.